Top Ten Most Awesome Historical Portland Quotes

So here and there in our humble little broadcasts, we have identified some quite memorable characters or lines that we have come across in the Beaver State’s History. We thought it might be a good idea to post these musings in a centrally located place, to allow others to ponder their significance, or even add to this by no means comprehensive list. We will be adding to this posting, and encourage you, Dear Ass Kicker, to submit your own favorite historical Oregon quotes. Feel free to email us at oregonhistorian[at]gmail.com, or you could even just post a reply to this request in the form below. We are very much down with this becoming an organic, user created list – just let us know WHERE you found the quote, cause we need to verify that shit. We are REAL historians, after all… So we don’t have TEN yet, but here are a few that are bound to be on the final list…   “By God! Them stiffs has been drinking undertaker’s dope!” – Bunco Kelly, October 1893, after finding 24 dead and dying men under the Snug Harbor Saloon. “Will the guy who has my bike please bring it back so ...